it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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