And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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