i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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