There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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