where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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