I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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