One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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