There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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