I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Houston, we have a squirter
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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