You're a womanizer and a bitch.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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