dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
whose ass print is on the piano?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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