I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Alive.
So much puke
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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