whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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