Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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