Buhtt sex?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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