The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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