my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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