Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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