Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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