I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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