Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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