I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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