Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My dick has a subreddit
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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