who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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