When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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