What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
did i just pee glitter
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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