the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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