worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
