she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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