We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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