last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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