So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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