People in love make me want to vomit
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Randomize