yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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