I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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