so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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