i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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