Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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