Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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