id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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