It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
How's work?
Spinning.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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