im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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