So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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