Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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