quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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