You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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