What should our trivia night team be named?
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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