I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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