Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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