Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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