when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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