so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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