Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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