I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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