i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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